Since I won't be able to watch all of these events, here's what you should watch this weekend:
- NCAA Basketball
#1 North Carolina vs. #8 Notre Dame
Wednesday @ 8 pm MST
Battle Of The Gomers! Tyler Hansbrough and Luke Harangody sqaure off to determine who has uglier siblings! Fight!
The Preseason NIT has the potential to have some pretty good matchups depending on how things turn out. Just watch college basketball. It's good for you.
NCAA Football
Miami at North Carolina State
Saturday @ 10 am MST
Well... I'll be watching it.
#3 Oklahoma at #11 Oklahoma State
Saturday @ 6 pm MST
Battle Of The Gomers: Part II: This Time It's War Y'all, YEE HAW! If OU loses just one more time this year... If you're out there Superman, please let this happen...
Notre Dame at #5 USC
Saturday @ 6 pm MST
The first step in televising live executions will be this game on Saturday night. If you're a Dome Hater, this is mandatory TV.
NBA
New Orleans at Denver
Thursday @ 8:30 MST
New Orleans has been pretty good on the road this year and Denver has been good at home. Besides, you probably don't get the NFL Network and still want to watch sports. Chris Paul vs. Chauncey Billups is enough reason to watch for any hoops fan.
Miami at Phoenix
Friday @ 6 pm MST
Shaq and Shawn Marion against their old teams. ESPN would rather you watch Kobe against the Mavs later in the evening, but Mark Cuban is a douche.
NFL
Tennessee at Detroit
Thursday @ 10:30 am MST
I will try not to vomit my just-eaten delicious breakfast while watching this game. My self-prediction: 30 minutes of watching this, then Xbox.
Arizona at Philadelphia
Thursday @ 6:15 pm MST
Up yours, Comcast.
New Orleans at Tampa Bay
Sunday @ 11 am MST
This is the only early game featuring two winning team. The NFL is truly a compelling league, is it not?
Denver at New York Jets
Sunday @ 2:15 pm MST
I will set the over under at 29 interceptions thrown in this game. Should be fun to watch.
And if you don't like sports, here are some other ideas of ways to spend your time...
Go See One Of These Movies
Australia - Hugh Jackman for the ladies, Nicole Kidman for the dudes, if you're in to chicks with plastic faces.
Transporter 3 - Jason Statham for the ladies, CARSEXPLOSIONSLIGHTSLOUDYAHHH! for the dudes.
Twilight - LOL! JK! UR not 12!
Talk To One Of These Relative For More Than 5 Minutes
Mom - She's dying to know if you've finally starting dating that man or woman.
Crazy Uncle Stu - Life is more exciting through the eyes of a 50 year old that slings pies for Domino's.
5-year Old Cousin Who Doesn't Get Enough Attention - Once you say hello, your weekend is officially over.
18-year-old Cousin Who Doesn't Want Any Attention - Because dinner will hilarious if you're high on weed, man!
That's all I got. Get out there and enjoy it, folks.
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